Kwentong Maya & Ricky : Tipsy


Kwentong Maya & Ricky : Tipsy

“Wag ka na nga Ser Chief. Nakakahiya!” She was covering her face.

Richard and Maya were having snacks in a small coffee shop in front of Time Airways. He was teasing her about the wine tasting activity the TA Training School had a few days ago, where Maya got drunk and did silly things in front of the other FAs and their mentors.

Ser Chief, who again fetched her that day, wasn’t spared from Maya’s antics as well. He’s been pinched on both cheeks, sniffed then she even removed his glasses then tried it on. “Bakit ganito ang salamin mo Ser Chief?”

“Bakit? What’s wrong with my glasses?”

She giggled. “Mas lalo ka kasing gumwapo sa paningin ko eh.” Then she giggled again.

Richard exerted every ounce of control and patience that day. He was already affected by his crushmate’s touchy moves. Maya was very talkative and uninhibited. She’s been telling him how good looking he was, how he makes her feel so kilig whenever he sends her messages or whenever she hears his voice, how her heart leaps whenever he fetches her. In short nasabi ni Maya lahat. Kasi nga she was drunk and unaware. She even leaned on his shoulder then even leaned on his chest. She possessively held his arms too.

Of course sobrang happy si Ricky. Very wide yun smile nya. He felt like he was the luckiest man alive. He even hoped that may part two yung wine tasting activity nila Maya.

“Ser Chief naman eh. Iniimagine mo na naman yun mga pinagagawa ko nung araw na yun. Erase na kasi.” Tampo na si Maya. Medyo napipikon na.

“How could I forget? You were so funny. At you were also extra sweet.” Then he grinned again.

Nagpanic ang Maya. “Sweet? Bakit ano bay un ginawa ko?”

Of course hindi naman ni Ser Chief sinabi kay Maya kung ano yun mga pinagagawa niya. He didn’t want to embarrass her and of course he didn’t want na mahiya sa kanya si Maya at iwasan siya. “Nothing. You were just extra talkative and you were malambing. No harm done.”

“Talaga? Naku nakakahiya! Hindi naman kita sinukahan?”

“No. You did it sa labas ng kotse.”

“Naku sumuka nga ako. Hindi naman nangamoy Ser Chief?” She was already worried na baka nagkalat sya.

“No you didn’t. Pina-gargle kita ng tubig after kang sumuka. Atsaka you don’t have to worry. Hindi naman kita pinabayaan.”

“Yun na nga ang mas nakakahiya. Sa harap mo pa talaga ako nagkalat. Naku nakakaturn-off.” Cover ulit siya ng face niya si Maya.

Tawa pa rin ng tawa si Ser Chief. “Hey stop covering your face. Never akong matuturn-off sa’yo. In fact I enjoyed it. You were so funny. I saw another side of you din.”

“Ha? Another side? Anong another side?”

“Hey don’t worry. Ako lang naman yun nakakita.” Hala mali yun phrasing niya. Baka mamisinterpret ni Maya.

“Ser Chief!!! Anong nakita???” Lagot na.

“Ah eh… nothing. You were just extra talkative, extra funny. Yun lang.” Of course di nya pwedeng sabihin that she was extra touchy, that she even removed her outer blazer kasi naiinitan siya. Buti na lang gentleman si Ser Chief that he never took advantage of the situation. He even used Maya’s scarf to cover her front blouse which she also tried to unbutton kasi nga mainit. Promise never sya tumingin.

“Sigurado? Yun lang talaga ginawa ko?” Gusto nyang malinaw.

“Yes. Yun lang nga. Stop worrying about it. Ako yun kasama ko so you are in very safe hands. Hindi naman kita papabayaan.”

Kumalma na si Maya. “Next time sana ikaw naman ang malasing Ser Chief para makabawi naman ako.” She wanted to take care of him too when he gets drunk.

“I don’t get drunk Maya.

“Weh? Talaga? Kahit marami kang iniinom?”

“I don’t drink. Well konti lang. Kapag may occasions lang so yan, you would never see me drunk.”

Sad ang Maya. Di sya makakabawi.

Ayaw ni Ser Chief na sad siya so an idea hit him.

=================

Two days after, on a weekend.

Maya was surprised to see Joma, instead of Ser Chief fetching her.

“Kuya Joma?”

“Maya halika na?”

“Ah eh bakit ka nandito?”

“Kasama ko si Ser Richard kaso ayun sa kotse. Medyo nakainom kasi.”

Worried agad ang Maya. “Hala lasing si Ser Chief? Inuwi mo na sana sa mansion Kuya Joma.”

“Walang tao sa mansion Maya. Lahat sila nandun sa bahay nila Don Roberto at Dona Esmeralda. Pupunta kasi ng beach bukas kaya dun na sila matutulog. Si Ser nagpaiwan kasi may kameeting pa kanina kaso hayun niyayang uminom eh hindi naman si Ser umiinom kaya nalasing agad.”

“Naku paano yan? Kawawa naman si Ser Chief. Halika na kuya Joma.”

She hurriedly followed Joma who insisted on carrying her bag.

She saw her Ser Chief at the backseat of the car. His eyes were closed.

“Maya tabihan mo na si Ser dyan. Dito ko na lang sa harap ang bag mo.” Kuya Joma suggested.

“Sige Kuya Joma. Tapos dahan dahan ka lang sa pagmaneho kasi baka mas mahilo si Ser Chief.” Super worried si Maya. She sat beside her Ser Chief. He smells alcohol nga pero mabango pa rin. Namumula rin face nya pero gwapo pa rin. “Naku Maya tama na muna ang pagkabighani sa face ng crush mo” She told herself.

Hindi rin nya alam ang gagawin. “Kuya Joma anong gagawin ko?” Aligaga siya.

Joma was laughing. Amused kay Maya. “Tulog naman si Ser hayaan mo lang.”

“Pero Kuya Joma mukhang naiinitan si Ser Chief. Pakilakasan ang aircon.” She requested.

“Maya wala nang ilalakas ang aircon. Buti pa buksan mo na lang yun polo ni Ser.”

Panic ang Maya. “Naku ayaw ko nga Kuya Joma!” Namula na rin si Maya.

“Huy bakit namumula ka na? Ang oa naman ng reaksyon mo. Buksan mo yun polo ni Ser kasi naiinitan ang mga taong nakainom. Para mapreskuhan lang si Ser. Atsaka naka tshirt naman yan sa ilalim. Ikaw talaga Maya.”

“Eh Kuya Joma…”

“Sige na Maya. Atsaka mukhang matratraffic pa tayo. Kawawa naman yan si Ser. Wala naman yang malay kaya okay lang yan.”

She followed what Joma told her. She opened the top three buttons of her Ser Chief’s polo. Para siyang kinukuryente. Kilig na kilig kasi.

Kung sa tingin nyo tulog si Ser Chief. You are all wrong. Di ba nga Maya wanted to experience na alagaan din siya kapag he’s drunk para makabawi? So ayan he’s just pretending he’s drunk and pretending to sleep din. Even si Joma walang malay sa lahat. Richard had a few drinks pero he is not drunk. Pero sa suggestion ni Joma, mukhang dapat panindigan nya na drunk sya. Pasaway naman kasi si Joma.

“Kuya Joma nabuksan ko na!” Then she covered her face.

“Nakakatawa ka Maya. Para yan lang pulang pula ka na. Si Ser Richard lang naman yan. Hindi naman yan si Piolo.” (Naku Joma kung alam mo lang. Mas bet ng marami si Ser Chief kesa k Piolo).

“Eeeehhh Kuya Joma mas nakakahiya nga kasi si Ser Chief. Atsaka first time ko kayang magbukas ng polo na ganyan. Kuya Joma nakakahiya!”

“Shhhh ang ingay mo Maya. Baka magising yan si Ser.”

Naku gising si Ser Chief at aliw na aliw sa reaction ni crush nya.  All throughout the trip, Maya remained quiet na. She would check on him once in a while pero malayo sa kanya. Shy si Maya na masyadong dumikit kay Ser Chief.

Ser Chief felt naughty that night at may plano na sya kung ano ang gagawin when they arrive sa mansion. Alam nyang walang tao sa mansion. (Huy not those naughty plans sa minds nyo! Gentleman kaya si Ser Chief!)

Ayun na nga dumating na sila.

They both assisted the nakainom-and-pretending-to-be-drunk na Ser Chief. Of course he acted convincingly or else malalagot sya kay Maya.

Joma and Maya laid him sa sofa sa living room.

“Dito na lang siya magpahinga Maya tutal wala namang tao. Sasamahan ko na lang. Pakihanda na lang pamalit na damit ni Ser. Ako na lang magpapalit sa kanya. Tapos tulungan mo na lang ako na punasan sya. Baka naman kasi mahiya ka ulit dyan.” Joma suggested.

And of course asar na asar yun pretending-na-lasing na Ser Chief. Panira si Joma sa diskarte nya. He should have instructed Joma to stay with the kids.

Of course prepare naman si Maya ng clothes ni Ser Chief. Yun shirt lang syempre. Alangan naman palitan ni Joma ng pambaba si Ser Chief. Maya also prepared a basin with warm water and a small towel to wipe his face.

She was about to wipe his face and arms and Joma was removing his polo when Joma’s phone rang. Sinagot muna nya.

After a few minutes….

“Naku Maya, nakalimutan ko pala yun pinapabili ni Don Roberto na gagawing barbeque. Ihahanda na kasi yun mamaya ni Sabel para sa outing bukas. Okay lang ban a iwanan muna kita dito? Pagising nyan ni Ser itimpla mo lang ng sobrang tapang na kape. Ikaw na rin bahala magpalit ng damit nya kasi baka masarahan ako ng grocery.”

“Okay lang Kuya Joma. Sige na ako na ang bahala dito. Kayang kaya ko na to.” Volunteer agad ang  Maya.

Naku super happy yun pretending-to-be-drunk na SC.

=============

Joma left.

Maya was left with Ser Chief.

Plan would commence now.

Pakonti konti na gigising kunwari.

He needs to act mala-drunk.

Dumilat na yun eyes. He acted na unaware sa mga nangyayari. He smiled with his pamatay na smile with dimples.

“What are you doing here very lovely lady?”

Nagulat ang Maya. She was still wiping his arms. “Ser Chief gising na kayo? Anong nararamdaman nyo?”

Pacute na smile ulit. At tunog lasing ulit “I feel good. I feel happy. I feel lucky that there’s a very pretty lady in front of me. You look like Maya dela Rosa, the woman of my dreams. You are very lovely.”

“Ser Chief!!!” Pulang pula na si Maya sa mga hirit ni Ser Chief.

He was smiling. Magaling umakting na drunk and he’s enjoying na kilig na kilig si Maya sa mga sinasabi nya.

Dinagdagan pa…

“You look like my crush… wait I’ll rephrase that… you look like the woman whom I want to be my girlfriend… my partner… you even smile like her…ambango mo rin.”

Nanlaki eyes ni Maya. Lumakas heartbeat. “Gusto nya akong maging girlfriend?” She said to herself.

“Ser Chief wag na kayong maingay. Pupunasan ko muna kayo kasi ampula nyo na.” She needs to stop him from talking or else baka himatayin siya sa kilig.

Syempre Ser Chief won’t miss the chance of simpleng innocent touches like yun pagpupunas sa arms. Hindi naman yun bad, he justified. Atsaka arms lang naman at neck, if he gets luckier.

So para maipagpatuloy ni Maya, he closed his eyes again.

Maya wiped his arms ulit.

At he became luckier nga. Maya was wiping his neck na rin with the warm cloth and was about to even wipe his chest when…

“Maya ako na dyan.”  It was Manang Fe. Bumalik pala siya sa mansion.

Nakahinga si Maya, pero slightly disappointed rin.

Nahopia si Ser Chief. Hindi pa nga nya nagagawa yun mga ginawa rin sa kanya ni Maya when she was drunk. Kakastart lang nya.

Then Manang Fe got the warm washcloth from Maya. “Sige na Maya. Maghapunan ka na muna tapos magpahinga. May gamit ka naman kaya dito ka na matulog para may kasama ako sa kwarto.”

“Sige po Manang Fe.”

As Maya left…

Manang Fe pinched Richard’s side. “Gumising ka na nga dyan. Ang pilyo pilyo mo Ricardo!”

“Manang I am drunk.” He complained. Pikit pa rin yun eyes.

“Hindi mo ako maloloko. Lumang gimik mo na yan kahit noon. Lagi mo yang ginagamit sa mga babae noong college ka. Pati si Maya idadamay mo.  Kung may gusto kang sabihin kay Maya sabihin mo nang diretso hindi yun magpapanggap ka pang lasing.”

“Manang lasing nga ako.”

“Lasing talaga ha! Sige ako na magbibihis sa’yo.”

Scared na gawin nga yun ni Manang Fe, he immediately sat. Lasing act forgotten.

 

A/N : Kasi naman Ricardo! Pumaparaang #crushmates nga naman

 

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8 thoughts on “Kwentong Maya & Ricky : Tipsy”

  1. The naughty side of Sir Chief. Tsk tsk! 😜 Tama si Manang Fe, Sir Chief! Duma-damoves ka na rin lang, seriosohin mp na! Thank you Ms. Timmy for this funny update!

  2. dami ko tawa dto….mga apat? hahahaha!!! tuwang tuwa ako lalo na ng kurutin ni Manang fe si ricardo at ibuko sa style niang bulok hahahaha! sayang….sana d dumating si manang fe…d sana enjoy kami lahat na nagbabasa Tims….lalo na si Ser Chief hahahaha!! sia cge….as usual d pang adult….pang General Patronage na naman eh puro naman kmi mga adult na nagbabasa hahahaha!! Thank you and God bless for making my day so happy!

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